Get drunk off your ass.

stadiumseatLiterally. Greatest thing about live sporting events? Liquor. Well, violence is up there too, but let’s stick with liquor for the time being. I digress. Unfortunately for those of us who are of consumption age, liquor is RIDICULOUSLY expensive at the ballpark/stadium/rink/etc.  Fix that problem for $40 with the StadiumSeat. It’s your team’s color, it’s a seat cushion, AND it holds 3 cups of booze (that’s 2.1 beers, 20 shots, or 1 bottle of wine). Please, imbibe responsibly…share some with your neighbor.

-Ben

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One response to “Get drunk off your ass.

  1. Good post! I can dig it ~

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