A spare tire you WILL love.

sparetireBy now your New Year’s resolutions have all but faded and the six-pack you had is now the six-pack you want…to drink. Fret not dear friends, SnackOn is here to save you. Now you can save the Earth, hold up your pants, and have the coolest belt ever.

It has pop rivets (+2 Toolman points), is made of recycled bike innertubes (+2 points with the ladies) and, best of all, it stretches (+2 beers). This is one spare tire you don’t need to go to the gym to work off. Sit back, relax, throw down a few more PBR’s and enjoy the ride. Unless you live in Chicago, in which case you should stay away from my belt.

-Ben (@CobaltInfinity)

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