Unfortunately, this isn’t about Burger King, and you can NOT have it your way. You can, however, have it MY way. As long as what you want is an awesome $75 shirt HOWEVER you want. You want red cuffs? Done. Black buttons? Done. Black epaulets (shoulder straps for you less “dandy” folk)? Done. Red placard with concealed buttons? Done. No pocket? Done. The point is, you can finally have your cake and eat it too. As long as your cake is a shirt from ShirtsMyWay. Stop being the guy crocin’ and ponyin’ and make your mark on the workplace.
For the record, that IS the shirt I just got in the mail. You shouldn’t customize your shirt like that because then I won’t stand out.