What kind of villain was the Riddler anyway? The Griddler would have been much better.

griddlerBut seriously, what kind of villain was the Riddler, anyway? “Riddle me this, Batman. We’re 5 little items of an everyday sort. You’ll find us all in a tennis court.” Wow. Now I’m going to spend all my time thinking about this while you destroy Gotham. I’m Batman, btw. Imagine if the Riddler was replaced with a Griddler. A huge walking, talking, city-destroying indoor/outdoor grill. All the Bat-non-stick spray in the world couldn’t save the Dark Knight’s ass from that. Unless, of course, our modern-day Batman borrowed some Griddler-repellent from the vintage Adam West Batman. Then he’d have a fighting chance for sure.

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One response to “What kind of villain was the Riddler anyway? The Griddler would have been much better.

  1. Wiggity…Wiggity…Where’s the charcoal go?

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