Like I said, this weekend is my friend’s bachelor party weekend. The original plans, before being shifted to going to the cabin, was to go camping, pending the weather being warm enough. As the hills have a dusting a snow now, plans to move indoors was in everyone’s best interest. That wasn’t before, though, a plethora of jokes and the thought of strippers going camping were tossed around. You basically have all the essentials at a campground for some sexy dancing, if you think about it. Trees are the obvious stripper poles, just a bit rougher. If you happen to be near a river, well, there’s your source for the wet t-shirt competition. The fire pit is the source of sweat and funky lighting. The soundsystem? Well, we’ll assume your headlight camping and your car is within eyesight and you can open your doors and turn on the stereo. Problem is, they don’t yet make platform, high-heeled hiking boots…shame. That one deterrent…Oh well. It is what it is. It’s probably too why you don’t see many fashion shows among the forests. I do imagine though, it would be a good place for Shwood to throw a party.