ATTENTION: Manly men and women who like meat

Off the heels of the Southern Style Holiday Giveaway comes another giveaway contest courtesy of my friends at Jerky.com. About two weeks ago, I got the orange slip of regret in my mailbox, meaning I had to go to the dreaded post office to pickup a parcel. As much as the trip did indeed suck, it was fruitful as all get out. Doug and crew sent a care package full of meat to me quite unexpectedly, and I, in turn, want to do the same for one lucky reader. Say you haven’t finished your Christmas shopping or are having trouble finding the perfect gift for the person who has everything… Or you just want a huge bag of meat for yourself…Now’s your chance to get your teeth into some. Your vegetarian friends, too, will get a kick out this under their fake pine while drinking lactose-free eggnog and eating tofurkey.

Alright, so that’s a little mean, and I’m not here to burn bridges, take sides, or harsh on anyone’s lifestyle. I should clarify: if you think Billboard naming Nickelback “Band of the Decade,” you’re on you own. I in no way can support that decision, now will I accept any justification thereof. Coming off my high horse, I know a good number of people in my day-to-day that would benefit from a heaping portion of snack sticks. Given what my brother got me for my birthday, I know he would be most deserving. But further than that, think about the thrill and sparkle in your significant others’ eyes as she unwraps this. It’s time like these, friends, that you just can’t put a price-tag on.

HOW TO ENTER:
1. TWEET the status in bold below on www.Twitter.com, the more you tweet the more chances you have to win!
A jerky Christmas! @jerkycom and @momentumfailure want you to meet your meat. http://tinyurl.com/yalfmdw

2. OR – Comment below with who this gift bag o’ meat would be a perfect gift for (you can say yourself).

3. Win.

DETAILS:
I’ll select the winner on Thursday, December 24, 2009. This contest will end Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 at 11:59p.m.

For more information on Jerky.com and to snag some gifts for friends and family, because the whole world loves jerky, visit any one of the sites below.

And one last thing, which I think is sort of the proverbial icing on the cake that is life itself, if you do order some fine, sweet meat, use coupon code MOMENTUM and the shipping up to Priority at no additional cost, delivering it in 2-3 days. If you order by noon CST on Monday, December 21, it will arrive by Thursday. Christmas eve. Deal, Howie. Deal.
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6 responses to “ATTENTION: Manly men and women who like meat

  1. love me my jerky… sign me up thanks.

  2. man, this jerky would be the best gift for my dad. my dad is a road warrior, he travels so much for work. i think it would be awesome to send him off with some quality meat to munch on.

  3. What a glorious giveaway this is. Who can say no to packages of meat as a holiday treat? Seriously. You tell me who and I’ll call you a liar.

  4. We love meat. Especially when it comes in a bag.

  5. Oh joy….sign me up please!!!!!!!!! BTW…I love your bow ties!!! 🙂

  6. Oh, sign me up! Nothing says Christmas like jerky. We’re a family of meat lovers at The Mouse House.

    Happy holidays!
    +Jessie

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