I’ve called you here today to let you know that, while I think you’re doing a heck of a job, your services with this company are no longer needed…. Oh, please… Oh, please don’t… No, don’t cry. Oh man, this is awkward. Look, this wasn’t my choice, okay? This was handed down from above. Hey, now! Put that letter opener down. Let’s not lose our heads here okay? Let’s calm down…. Okay, so listen, you’re a helluva worker and have proven valuable. We just no longer have a need for your skill set. I am happy to write a letter of reccomendation for you, though. Plus I can put you in touch with a number of folks that could use you. See? No harm, no foul. And hey, I like to think we’ve forged a sort of friendship outside of the workplace, too. So let’s go grab a beer, eh? HEY PUT THOSE SCISSORS DOWN!! SECURITY! SECURITY! You’re soooo not getting that beer now…
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